THE STINT
WHO ARE YOU WHEN EVERYTHING IS STRIPPED AWAY?
A world-first, ultra-immersive weekend psychological endurance challenge. 50 uniform cells built across a double-story single-wing layout inside a raw industrial warehouse shell. Create an account below to access the central booking matrix.
Initialize Registry Entry
[ NEW RECRUIT REGISTRATION ]
[ EXISTING INMATE ACCESS ]
ASSIGNED INMATE ID: --0000
The System Summary
You are authenticated inside the central planning database for the modular industrial grid shell. The system completely bypasses traditional hospitality luxury, operating inside a secure warehouse environment running a double-story single-wing perimeter infrastructure block framing 50 separate rooms. Inside, you submit entirely to a structured, high-intensity confinement timeline modeled on historical asset structures.
CONFINEMENT SPECS
Raw 7ft x 13ft cell blocks built with solid 215mm dense aggregate concrete walls and real carbon-steel bars.
THE DIET STANDARD
Replicates strict Ministry of Justice spending guidelines (£3.20/day limit). Cereal pack breakfast, cold baguettes lunch, and hot carvery communal dinner.
OPERATIONAL SAFETY
24/7 continuous monitoring via 62 anti-ligature 4K night-vision cameras, Master Control bridge operator, and on-site Infirmary Nurse.
Secure Cell Reservation Engine
Initialise your 48-hour weekend deployment sentence block. Balance parameters require all mandatory health declarations cleared before assignment confirmation.
STEP 1: SELECT ALLOCATION TIER & PACKAGE
STEP 2: MODULAR INDUSTRIAL INFRASTRUCTURE BLOCK MAP
Select an available cell allocation from the structural layout matrix below. Each cell is built to exact 7ft x 13ft confinement specifications.
PART 2: CLINICAL CONTRAINDICATIONS SCREENING (MANDATE 1.3)
You must declare the following parameters honestly. Checking YES to any question triggers the safety-critical exclusionary pathway to protect life.
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Psychological Instabilities
History of clinical panic disorders, severe anxiety, or unstable claustrophobia.
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Cardiovascular Conditions
Active cardiovascular disease, unstable angina, severe hypertension, or persistent arrhythmias.
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Neurological Conditions
Diagnosed history of uncontrolled seizure disorders or active epilepsy.
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Trauma Frameworks
Severe clinical depression or active post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD).
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Musculoskeletal Limits
Acute joint or bone instabilities preventing minor structural sorting or sweeping labor chores.
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Maternity Parameter
The applicant is currently pregnant.
PART 3: IMMERSIVE INFIRMARY REGISTRATION
Answering YES does not exclude you. It paths your profile to the specialized Medical Wing Track where minor chronic parameters are legally managed.
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Prescription Support Mandate
I require the regular administration of vital prescription medication during the 48-hour stay.
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Adaptive Labor Request
I have a managed chronic physical disability requiring modified layout labor assignments.
INITIALIZATION FEES MATRIX
Chronological Shift Pacing Matrix
Synchronised hour-by-hour operational matrix governing cohort movements and logistical staff assignments.
FRIDAY: INTAKE PIPELINE
| Time Window | Guard Force Operations | Infirmary Clinical Duty | Control & Kitchen Actions |
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| 18:00 - 19:30 | Intake processing, civilian asset confiscation, uniform delivery. | Vital screening checks, validation metrics. | Matrix initialization, switch on room relays. |
| 19:30 - 20:30 | March rows to catwalk corridors, mechanical lockup, roll calls. | Active ward initialization. | Inventory morning ration packs. |
| 20:30 - 22:00 | Patrol atrium corridors to enforce absolute cell silence blocks. | Escorted prescription hatch distribution loop. | Lock perimeter gates, monitor CCTV screen arrays. |
| 22:00 | Transition framework to active night-watch roster loops. | Standby inside medical bay. | Throw solid-state relays, kill internal cell lighting. |
SATURDAY: CONFINEMENT & MANDATORY LABOR
| Time Window | Guard Force Operations | Infirmary Clinical Duty | Control & Kitchen Actions |
|---|---|---|---|
| 07:00 - 08:00 | Wake up commands, execute catwalk muster lineup drills. | Check tracking files, open clinical window. | Restore lighting grids, route hatch breakfast packs. |
| 08:00 - 12:00 | Cell search routine, bunk alignment inspections, pass demerits. | Morning viewport hatch medicine pass loop. | Track utility risers for structural cell flooding. |
| 12:00 - 13:00 | March cohort to central parade yard avenue in single file rows. | Monitor for psychological exhaustion indicators. | Distribute cold lunch rations under absolute silence. |
| 13:00 - 17:30 | Oversee mandatory courtyard cleanup & physical sorting tasks. | Treat minor skin abrasions or acute conditions. | Power up combi ovens, begin carvery joints roasting. |
| 17:30 - 19:00 | Supervise communal hot carvery distribution lines. | Medication pass loops synchronized with line feeds. | Staff heated bain-maries. Serve master hot dinner. |
| 19:00 - 22:00 | Lock separate blocks, conduct terminal roll call, engage locks. | Process late shift clinical triage requests. | Sanitize kitchen equipment systems. |
| 22:00 | Enforce strict structural wing silence on night sectors. | Active medical standby. | Isolate cell power relays from main panel switchboard. |
SUNDAY: DISCHARGE INSPECTION MATRIX
| Time Window | Guard Force Operations | Infirmary Clinical Duty | Control & Kitchen Actions |
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| 07:00 - 08:30 | Final wake up call, roll check, order bunk stripping. | Review logs, final morning medication pass loop. | Restore cell power loops, distribute final breakfast packs. |
| 08:30 - 11:30 | March rows to gatehouse. Confirm clean demerit ledger files. | Execute exit clinical clearances, return holdings. | Process £200 bond refunds, log forfeitures. |
| 11:30 - 12:00 | Escort outside boundary line. Stand down roleplay staff. | Lock health database ledger archives. | Kill master power terminal boards, archive 4K video feeds. |
Critical Legal Compliance Framework
FALSE IMPRISONMENT MITIGATION STRUCTURE
To completely eliminate any operational liability regarding unlawful detention, kidnapping, or civil claims of false imprisonment under UK Common Law, every single cell door is equipped with an internally accessible, unhindered green mechanical override push-button (Break-Glass Unit).
Activating this physical push-button directly cuts the local power loop feeding the heavy-duty door lock solenoids. This mechanical bypass operates entirely independently of all central server software networks. Because the override button is immediately visible, unobstructed, and instantly effective, the guest maintains continuous physical freedom of movement throughout the entirety of the experience.
The signed pre-event participation agreement establishes that pressing the green override button serves as a voluntary, instantaneous termination of the entertainment lease by the guest. This act immediately invalidates the remaining stay and triggers the automatic forfeiture of the pre-paid compliance bond. By separating physical exit loops from financial settlement, the venue achieves absolute theme realism while completely shielding the business from legal tort action.
COMPLIANCE BOND ENFORCEABILITY PARAMETERS
Under the UK Consumer Rights Act 2015, arbitrary financial penalty clauses designed solely to punish a consumer for a breach of contract are legally unenforceable. To secure full operational validity, our upfront deposit system is structured strictly as an immersive Compliance Bond representing "Pre-Estimated Liquidated Damages".
The participation agreement explicitly dictates that the sudden, premature exit of an inmate causes real operational impacts: disrupts the overall cohort timeline schedules, skews balanced layout group labor chores, and forces staffing assignments away from primary duties to coordinate an unscheduled gatehouse discharge process pipeline.
The £200.00 bond is collected entirely upfront during the booking initialisation window. The contract establishes that successful completion of the weekend sentence triggers an automatic 100% refund within 5 working days, while early termination via the button forfeits the balance entirely to offset the logistical damages.
EQUALITY ACT 2010 INCLUSION TRACKS
The venue maintains a clear, non-discriminatory intake policy compliant with the UK Equality Act 2010 by utilizing a strict dual-track safety assessment pipeline.
Applicants presenting with unmanageable acute medical conditions (including severe unstable claustrophobia, active cardiovascular instabilities, advanced clinical panic disorders, or uncontrolled epilepsy) are denied booking. This exclusion is legally defended as a "proportionate means of achieving a legitimate aim"—specifically, protecting human life and maintaining health parameters.
Guests presenting with minor or fully managed chronic disabilities or medical requirements are fully accepted into the experience. These guests remain completely integrated within the historical Victorian theme, but are issued "Medical Exemption Chits" by guards to excuse them from intense physical chores. An awake, 24/7 on-site Registered Medical Nurse securely stores and dispenses their prescribed medications via cell viewports on a rigid institutional timetable, satisfying legal accessibility mandates.
MANDATE 3.1: FOOD SAFETY & ALLERGEN TRACKS
Under the UK Food Safety Act 1990 and Public Health Allergen Regulations, the commercial kitchen features segregated preparation surfaces and isolated utensil stations. This ensures the business safely executes distinct medical allergen tracks and verified religious culinary paths (Halal, Kosher, Vegan) within the rigid £3.20 daily budget constraints without cross-contamination.